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On the Evils of the Metric System (and Europe)

There are two kinds of countries. Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the Moon.

I don’t like the metric system.

In part this is simply because I'm an American, born with an intrinsic (and justified) sense of superiority over anything "European." America (both the continent and the U.S.A.), for all its flaws, is simply a better…